Is there a way to make money without working and without selling my beautiful body? Didn't think so...
I thought yesterday was the hardest I've ever had to work to motivate myself to go to work. Then today happened... My daughter is so cute, but when she doesn't sleep at night, she's not quite as cute. Nothing is cute when you've slept for 2 hours, wake up to a crying baby at 3 am (Kinda like the Matchbox 20 song, but not nearly as touching, and sweet...), stub your toe to pick her up, step on the dog, burp her (baby, not the dog), get thrown up on (by both baby and the dog), and finally lay her down, only to have her cry again... every hour, on the hour, til you "wake up" to go to work and deal with people who whine even more than your one month old does.
Here's the best part though:
You go to work, and after your third Mountain Dew by 10 am and enough caffeine to wake a corpse, people look at the black circles under your bloodshot eyes and go, "Gee, are you tired?"
No, this is the latest fashion craze. The new trend is to look like a junkie without all the liver damage, it's all the rage in Japan...
Ask me a stupid question, get a smart ass answer...
That took a lot of energy, I'll write again when my brain doesn't hurt so bad... oh my hell, the pain...
I thought yesterday was the hardest I've ever had to work to motivate myself to go to work. Then today happened... My daughter is so cute, but when she doesn't sleep at night, she's not quite as cute. Nothing is cute when you've slept for 2 hours, wake up to a crying baby at 3 am (Kinda like the Matchbox 20 song, but not nearly as touching, and sweet...), stub your toe to pick her up, step on the dog, burp her (baby, not the dog), get thrown up on (by both baby and the dog), and finally lay her down, only to have her cry again... every hour, on the hour, til you "wake up" to go to work and deal with people who whine even more than your one month old does.
Here's the best part though:
You go to work, and after your third Mountain Dew by 10 am and enough caffeine to wake a corpse, people look at the black circles under your bloodshot eyes and go, "Gee, are you tired?"
No, this is the latest fashion craze. The new trend is to look like a junkie without all the liver damage, it's all the rage in Japan...
Ask me a stupid question, get a smart ass answer...
That took a lot of energy, I'll write again when my brain doesn't hurt so bad... oh my hell, the pain...
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See... my problem at work was this other gal, Susie. She wouldn't keep up with the workload and I was always picking up the slack. So finally I says to her, I says... "Susie, if you don't start doing your job, I'm gonna run you through with a sword."
And she dropped her jaw and looked at me like I was nuts. Which I am. But she works a lot harder now.
I guess the point is.... Sometimes you really do gotta threaten people with violence in order to get what you want. Sad but true.
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